A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+ Fried Explorer: $15.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."
About Me
- donna mason
- I am a Registered Nurse originally from New Zealand and I came to the states during the nursing shortage in Florida following Hurricane Andrew in 1993. I married and have 6 children. I am now divorced.
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