Nudist Colony

I visited a very exclusive nudist colony to see if I wanted to join.On my first day I took off my clothes and started to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and I immediately got an erection.
The woman notices my erection, comes over to me and says,"Did you call for me?"
I replied, "No, what do you mean?" She says, "You must be new here. Let me explain.
It's a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she leads me to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel, eagerly pulls me to her and happily lets me have my
way with her. I continued to explore the colony's facilities.
I entered the sauna and as I sit down, I fart. Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him, "Did you call for me?" says the hairy man. No, what do you mean?" I said.
"You must be new," says the hairy man, "it's a rule that if you fart,it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins me around, bends me over a bench and has his way with me. I staggered back to the colony office, where I am greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist, "May I help you?", she says. I yell, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the $500 membership fee." But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." I replied, "Listen lady, I'm 70 years old. I only get an erection once a month. I fart 15 times a day.